So there is this doomed restaurant space across the street from my apartment building. It was an abandoned seafood restaurant when I moved in in 1902. It was (briefly) a really wonderful incarnation of Jerry's in the early 2000s. (Yes, I just said "early 2000s.")
And now, it has just opened as a restaurant called....
Wait for it... wait for it...
IL BORDELLO.
I'M SORRY, WHAT?!?!
I honestly don't know if anyone told the very sweet woman (I've been there, I've met her) who owns it that "bordello" means "place where you can go to get crabs in your pubic hairs or the clap from a vagina" but she has gone and named her restaurant that anyway.
They served me a nice Pinot Noir.
They also served me hot nuts. FOR SEERS.
I'm just saying.
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