So what with the world ending and and the international financial markets crashing and the helicoptor-wolf-killing beauty queen almost taking control of the White House I haven't felt like blogging much this fall. But then I happened to get sucked into the vortex that is/was THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA and all that changed.
This show is/was the SHIZZNIT.
I assume there will be a second and seventeenth season.
In the meantime, I will be trying to retrieve my head from Saturn as I ponder:
a) NeNe. (Please see above.) She will cut you. If I ever get into a bar fight, I will take off my earrings and hand them to her.
b) Kim's singing career.
c) Kim's vocal coach.
d) Kim's hair.
e) Kim's fake cancer.
f) The fact that Kim wants us to believe that she is TWENTY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.
g) Please see for reference: Kim.
h) I'd keep going here, but I have to wrap my head around Rosie O'Donnell's live holiday spesh (featuring: URINETOWN* jokes!!!!).
i) Pistol to temple.
j) G'night!
*For those of you who don’t know, and there are probably lots of you: URINETOWN is a Broadway show that closed in early 2004.
2 comments:
She doesn't need singing lessons, she has a gift.
I LOOOOOOOOOOVE LOOOOVE LOOOOVE ME the Hotlanta Housewives. The layers are too many and too deep.
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